Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis Diller


The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
Erma Bombeck


I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
Heloise Cruse


Spring Cleaning Angel

Every dust bunny's got to scurry.
I'm now in a cleansing flurry!
No more cobwebs can be found;
The spring cleaning angel's back in town!

I knew, soon, that she'd be calling.
Makes me really feel like bawling
'Cause she's shown up at my door!
Can't put it off now anymore.

I'm now in a cleaning tizzy,
Which has left me rather dizzy,
Dusting shelves nooks and crannies.
I must, now, work off my fanny ...

Cleaning drapes, walls and floors;
Behind each and every door.
I'm armed with a feather duster.
I'll wax and shine with all my muster!

Got buckets, mops, all purpose cleaners'
This is not a job for wieners!
If it's standing still, I'll scrub it,
Soap it down, and rub-a-dub-it!

'Cause she peeks in everything,
That nosey little angel spring!
Spic-and-span my house will be,
So that angel will leave me.

When her visit with me's through,
I'll send her packing off to you!


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Poem used with permission
Copyright 2005 by Dot McGinnis

Midi used with permission
Copyright Bill Sandy Mystifying Music

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck


There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp


Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller