Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis Diller
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. Erma Bombeck
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. Heloise Cruse
Spring Cleaning Angel
Every dust bunny's got to scurry.
I'm now in a cleansing flurry!
No more cobwebs can be found;
The spring cleaning angel's back in town!
I knew, soon, that she'd be calling.
Makes me really feel like bawling
'Cause she's shown up at my door!
Can't put it off now anymore.
I'm now in a cleaning tizzy,
Which has left me rather dizzy,
Dusting shelves nooks and crannies.
I must, now, work off my fanny ...
Cleaning drapes, walls and floors;
Behind each and every door.
I'm armed with a feather duster.
I'll wax and shine with all my muster!
Got buckets, mops, all purpose cleaners'
This is not a job for wieners!
If it's standing still, I'll scrub it,
Soap it down, and rub-a-dub-it!
'Cause she peeks in everything,
That nosey little angel spring!
Spic-and-span my house will be,
So that angel will leave me.
When her visit with me's through,
I'll send her packing off to you!
